SMALL FRY Buzz Lightyear and Zurg Action Figures

Just when I think I have found every version of Buzz Lightyear I could possibly find, another one appears on a store shelf. This time it’s Mini-Buzz from the Pixar Short, Small Fry:

Small Fry Title Card

Here is the condensed synopsis: At a fast-food chicken restaurant called Poultry Palace,  Mini-Buzz Lightyear complains that he will never be played with because he’s just a display toy. Mini-Zurg (who actually prefers to stay) wants nothing to do with any attempt to change the way things are.

Small Fry Display

Bonnie is playing with the real Buzz in a ball pit when Mini-Buzz secretly climbs in and pulls the real Buzz underneath the balls so that Bonnie ends up picking up Mini-Buzz when she leaves the restaurant. Once Mini-Buzz gets home, he explains to the other toys that the balls in the ball pit shrunk him, and proceeds to generally annoy the whole gang.

Small Fry Confrontation

In the end, the real Buzz makes his way home, where his friends have already subdued the annoying Mini-Buzz.

Small Fry Buzz and Buzz

He is returned to the restaurant and all is back to ‘normal’. Of course, lots of other stuff happens along the way!

The Toy Story franchise has teased us with many toys within the movies, especially Toy Story 2, that you just can’t buy in the real world. So it was thrilling (yes, I’m that big of a Nerd) to find these fictitious fast-food toys in my local Toys-R-Us!

Small Fry Toy Set

2.5″ of Fun!

I love my full-sized Buzz Lightyear action figures (yes, I have more than one, and yes, I’m still that big of a Nerd) but I just can’t resist these little versions! They came in a companion pack:

Small Fry Package FrontSmall Fry Package Back

Let’s look at Buzz first:

Small Fry Mini BuzzSmall Fry Mini Buzz Back

Small Fry Mini Buzz Posed

And He’s Posable, Too!

Now let’s have a look at Emperor Zurg:

Small Fry Zurg Front

Small Fry Zurg Side LeftSmall Fry Zurg BackSmall Fry Side Right

Only His Arms are Posable

So these guys may be Small Fry, but are they awesome, or what?

Now we all know that Buzz Lightyear is a Space Ranger (at least, I think that’s the term we’re looking for). But would you like to meet The Original Space Ranger? Just click the link!

Minis Figurines from Disney-Pixar Toy Story 2

Having a rabid fan base is like having a license to print money! Whenever one of us sees a new product, even if he has hundreds of similar items, he will nonetheless open his wallet and march obediently to the cash register. This happened to me recently when I spotted these Disney-Pixar Toy Story Minis:

Look at those eyes!

In my defense, I’ve always been a sucker for the ‘big eyes’ routine. Just look at how cute they look! Tell me you could resist them!

This line of PVC minis figurines are designed to look childlike in appearance, hence their charm. They vary in size from 1″ to 1.5″ and are Series 1. Heaven help me! Let’s have a look at the store display:

Toy Story Display FrontToy Story Display Back

Toy Story Display Side 1Toy Story Display Side 2

Now let’s look at the figures one at a time:

Minis Color Woody

Woody – The Leader

Woody’s hat is removable and he pivots at the waist.

Minis Jessie

Jessie – The Cowgirl

Jessie’s hat is removable and her head pivots.

Minis Winking Bullseye

Bullseye – The Faithful Companion

Bulleye’s head swivels. You’ll notice that he is missing his left pupil. So I guess we have to say that he is winking!

Minis Rex

Rex – The Nervous Rex

Rex’s head pivots. And… he has tiny little arms!

Minis Hamm

Hamm – The Practical Pig

Ham’s head pivots and if you look carefully, you’ll notice that he has a slot in his back. Feel free to make a donation! Oh, and he also has:

Minis Hamm Cork

A Cork

Minis Buzz Lightyear

Buzz Lightyear – The Disrupter

Buzz is not articulated in any way. Kind of feels like I’m saying something derogatory there…

Minis Zurg

Emperor Zurg – Evil Nemesis

Zurg is also not articulated in any way. Oh well, like Father like Son!

Minis LGM

LGM – Little Green Man

The LGM’s head swivels all the way around, which one would expect from a three-eyed alien!

Two things sealed the deal on my buying the entire set of these Minis. One was price. At just $2.99 CAN each, it was a much better value than Vinylmations or other blind box offerings. The second thing was that they were not a ‘blind’ purchase, you could see into the package to determine whom you were getting. I wonder how many more figures would be sold if the blind box feature was eliminated? And if the pricing were more reasonable like these Minis.

To continue, like most PVC offerings, there is a Special Edition figure:

Minis Classic Woody

Woody – Classic Black and White Special Edition

At first I was just going to buy this one figure. Then I thought I should also get the normal variation. But I couldn’t leave without his horse… and best friends, and… Oh, I just bought them all!

Minis Hats Off

Hats Off!

So hats off to the Disney-Pixar marketing department for getting me to shell out again for more character figures of characters I already have dozens of figures of. Man, but those guys are good!

For more Disney PVC figurines, click the link to check out an excellent box set of Gremlins!

Dinner and a Jedi Show

Why settle for dinner and a movie when you can watch the Force battle the Dark Side while you chew on a burger and fries!

In 2013, we visited Disneyland for the first time and stopped for lunch in Tomorrowland and were delighted to learn that we were just in time for the Jedi Training Academy. So we picked a table up front and waited for:

The entrance of the Jedi Master     Force Entrance     “You want to share your fries with me.”

Jedi     Time for some greetings and basic instructions

Now, what kind of food do you suppose someone who supports the Force would eat? How about:

Jedi Food     Jedi like Coke and pudding. And fries.

But it’s not all about the Jedi, as this next entrance shows:

Dark Side Entrance

Best Entrance: The Dark Side!

Darth Vader Darth Maul Storm Troopers

The usual suspects

Then there was a bunch of faux fighting, kids waving Light Sabers, and cheering. Yada yada (or Yoda yoda). But what you’re really interested in is what the Dark Side eats for lunch. Well:

Gluten-free burger     Dark Side Food     Fries

Yes, the Dark Side likes to eat Gluten-free because it makes you suffer. Yes. It just does. If only the combined power of the Jedi and the Dark Side could create a better bun!

But only one person in the galaxy (far, far away) could possible make such a thing possible:

Darth Zurg

“Buzz. I am your father! Have a gluten-free bun.”